May 2013
244 posts
zackisontumblr:
i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
seblaine:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
meladoodle:
do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
WHEN I SAY I'M ONLY GOING TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS
howdoiputthisgently:
IT’S LIKE:
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
WHEN PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT ME
howdoiputthisgently:
A FEW YEARS AGO:
NOW:
TRYING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM IN A CROWDED BAR
howdoiputthisgently:
FRESHMAN YEAR:
SENIOR YEAR:
black-frostbite:
shubbabang:
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands
WHAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO TO ME EVERY NIGHT AT 1 AM
howdoiputthisgently:
a-mighty-fine-life:
michaela992:
lilacid:
niggaqueef:
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
YES.
THANK YOU. i always get the weirdest looks when i say “my foot feels like static.” I’M NOT ALONE.
MY FEELINGS ABOUT GUYS AT MY SCHOOL
howdoiputthisgently:
FRESHMAN YEAR:
SENIOR YEAR:
